This is my first fried rice with chicken and egg..

“When I was a teenager, Mom said I’d go blind if I didn’t quit doing *that*. Maybe she was right— since the invention of internet porn, computer monitors keep getting bigger and bigger!” ~ Bill Ervin

“I invented it, Bill made it famous.” ~ David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC)

“You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.” ~ Juuso Heimonen

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” ~ Michael Sinz

“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.” ~ Dave Barry

“First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure” ~ Douglas Adams

“If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” ~ Alan Perlis

“Error, keyboard not found— press F1 to continue.” ~ BIOS system message

Now, I’m in Summer semester. Got to work hard again.. huhh